i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
My first experience of Valerian tea tonight. I’ll update you all in an hour.
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Name: Josh Birthday: 25th March Favorite colour: I do not know. Lucky number: Nope. Height: 5’11”, maybe? I don’t know. Somewhere around that height, just under 6ft. Talents: Ha! They are few and not particularly of much use. Last dream you remember: Ha! Well, it was definitely strange. Some naked zero gravity stuff, or something. Can you juggle: Yes. Do you like writing: Depends, my hand gives up pretty quick if it’s by hand. Do you like dancing: Ha! No. Do you like singing: I will admit that I do, but I’m no good. Dream vacation: I can’t decide! Norway, New York, New Zealand…perhaps somewhere remote and un-scarred by the boney fingers of civilisation. Preferably somewhere begging beg with ‘N’, evidently. Dream guy/gal: Pfft… Dream wedding: I have thought about it, but I see no reason to think too hard about it. One that I can share with someone I love and who loves me. Dream pet: I think I had my dream pet once. A kitten. I had her for a few weeks before she got hit by a car.
Dream job: Sound Designer, something like that.
Favourite song: Goodness, I don’t know. At the moment it could be a lot if things. I’m quite fond of Crystalline by Björk, Mood Indigo by Charles Mingus, 15 Step or Jigsaw Falling Into Place by Radiohead, 1-1 by Brian Eno, For by Nils Frahm, I could go on.
Favourite album: Bah! At the moment, In Rainbows by Radiohead, LYSFLATH by GY!BE, Living Room Songs by Olafur Arnalds, it’s too hard to choose from the lost of many in my head. Frustrating questions.
Last song you heard on the radio: Part of Steve Reich’s Electric Counterpoint performed by Jonny Greenwood. Delicious. Least favorite song: Ha! Erm…no clue! Least favorite album: How on earth could I know that? Least favourite artist: Again, *shrug*.
Preferences Guys/girls/both: Girls. Hair colour: I don’t know! Eye colour: …? Humorous/serious: Balance is important. Taller/shorter: How much taller or shorter? Are we taking a few inches or a few feet? Ha! Biggest turn-off: I don’t know. Unanswerable questions! Biggest turn-on: I don’t know…or I don’t want to answer. Who knows!
I nominate you, whoever you are. If you read this, do it! However shamefully awkward you end up sounding!