Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

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reckonerd:

he probably thought it was ed. 

reckonerd:

he probably thought it was ed. 

(via shy-retiring-oxford-chaps)

An unremarkable Launchpad sequencer that I’ve made from scratch in Max. I most definitely plan on doing some more interesting things along these lines.

A win for me. ‘QUIZ’ for 44 was a highlight. Possibly the best game of scrabble I’ve played.

A win for me. ‘QUIZ’ for 44 was a highlight. Possibly the best game of scrabble I’ve played.

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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good:

"Work for something because it is good, not just because it has a change to succeed." -Václav Havel

good:

"Work for something because it is good, not just because it has a change to succeed." -Václav Havel

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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